1.
"Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
force
it,
it's
probably
crap. "
【笑】

2.
"If
love
is
blind,
why
is
lingerie
so
popular?"
【爱情】

3.
"I
fell
in
love
with
you
like
a
potato,
slowly
and
then
all
at
once. "
【搞笑】

4.
"Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster,
it
has
its
ups
and
downs,
but
it's
still
worth
the
ride. "
【爱情文案】

5.
"My
love
for
you
is
like
a
pizza,
it
never
gets
old
and
always
satisfies. "
【笑】

6.
"They
say
love
is
in
the
air,
but
I
think
it's
mostly
just
perfume
and
pollution. "
【爱情】

7.
"Love
is
like
a
good
book,
hard
to
put
down
and
keeps
you
up
all
night. "
【文案句子】

8.
"I
love
you
more
than
pizza,
and
that's
saying
a
lot. "
【搞笑】

9.
"Love
is
like
a
plant,
it
needs
attention,
patience,
and
a
little
bit
of
water. "
【爱情文案】

10.
"I
don't
always
fall
in
love,
but
when
I
do,
I
fall
into
a
pile
of
pillows
and
never
want
to
leave. "
【笑】

11.
"Love
is
like
a
puzzle,
it
may
take
time
to
figure
out,
but
it's
worth
the
effort. "
【文案句子】

1
2.
"I
love
you
more
than
my
morning
coffee,
and
that's
saying
a
latte. "
【搞笑】

1
3.
"Love
is
like
a
dance,
sometimes
it's
beautiful
and
sometimes
it's
a
mess,
but
it's
always
worth
it. "
【爱情】

1
4.
"I'm
not
saying
I
love
you,
but
I
am
saying
I
wouldn't
kick
you
out
of
bed
for
eating
crackers. "
【笑】

1
5.
"Love
is
like
a
game
of
hide
and
seek,
sometimes
it's
hard
to
find,
but
it's
always
worth
the
search. "
【爱情文案】

1
6.
"I
love
you
more
than
Netflix
and
chill,
and
that's
saying
something. "
【搞笑】

1
7.
"Love
is
like
a
box
of
chocolates,
you
never
know
what
you're
going
to
get,
but
it's
usually
pretty
sweet. "
【文案句子】

1
8.
"I
don't
need
a
fairytale
love
story,
I
just
need
someone
to
laugh
with
and
eat
pizza
with. "
【笑】

1
9.
"Love
is
like
a
rainbow,
it's
beautiful
and
rare,
and
it
always
leads
to
a
pot
of
gold. "
【爱情】

20.
"I
love
you
more
than
tacos,
and
that's
the
highest
compliment
I
can
give. "
【搞笑】

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