1.
"Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
sh*t. "】

2.
"True
love
is
not
about
finding
someone
you
can
live
with,
but
finding
someone
you
can't
live
without. "】

3.
"Love
is
blind,
but
marriage
is
a
real
eye-opener. "】

4.
"Love
is
sharing
your
popcorn. "】

5.
"I
love
you
more
than
pizza. . .
and
that's
saying
a
lot. "】

6.
"Love
is
a
rollercoaster
ride,
and
I
want
to
be
strapped
in
next
to
you. "】

7.
"Love
is
not
perfect,
but
it's
always
worth
it. "】

8.
"Love
is
like
a
cup
of
coffee,
sometimes
hot,
sometimes
cold,
but
always
refreshing. "】

9.
"True
love
is
when
you
don't
mind
waking
up
with
morning
breath. "】

10.
"Love
is
the
only
game
that
is
never
called
off
due
to
darkness. "】

11.
"Love
is
a
two-way
street,
but
I
want
to
walk
it
with
you. "】

1
2.
"Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
sh*t. "】

1
3.
"Love
is
like
a
book,
some
chapters
are
sad,
some
are
happy,
but
when
you
find
the
right
one,
it's
worth
the
read. "】

1
4.
"Love
is
like
a
glass
of
whiskey,
it's
best
when
shared
with
someone
special. "】

1
5.
"Love
is
like
a
jigsaw
puzzle,
it
may
take
time
to
find
all
the
pieces,
but
once
you
do,
it's
a
beautiful
picture. "】

1
6.
"Love
is
like
a
good
joke,
it
can
bring
a
smile
to
your
face
even
on
the
darkest
days. "】

1
7.
"Love
is
not
about
finding
someone
perfect,
but
learning
to
see
an
imperfect
person
perfectly. "】

1
8.
"Love
is
like
a
garden,
it
requires
care,
patience,
and
a
lot
of
watering. "】

1
9.
"Love
is
like
a
dance,
sometimes
you
lead,
sometimes
you
follow,
but
together
you
create
something
beautiful. "】

20.
"Love
is
the
only
thing
that
grows
with
time
and
never
fades
away. "】

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