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表达爱情搞笑句子(形容爱情的搞笑句子)

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表达爱情搞笑句子(形容爱情的搞笑句子)
1.
Me
without
you
is
like
a
nerd
without
glasses.
【笑趴】

2.
You're
the
second
best
thing
that
happened
to
me,
first
is
Netflix.
【开心】

3.
I
love
you
more
than
pizza,
and
that's
saying
a
lot.
【无奈】

4.
You're
the
cheese
to
my
macaroni,
the
salt
to
my
pepper,
the
peanut
butter
to
my
jelly.
【浪漫】

5.
I
want
to
be
your
future,
but
let's
start
with
a
date
first.
【诙谐】

6.
You're
the
reason
why
I
wake
up
with
a
smile
on
my
face,
and
the
coffee
in
my
cup.
【附和】

7.
Your
smile
is
my
sunshine,
and
your
snoring
is
my
lullaby.
【逗趣】

8.
I
love
you
more
than
Oreos,
and
I
really
love
Oreos.
【简单】

9.
You're
my
happily
ever
after,
even
though
you
snore
like
a
monster.
【可爱】

10.
You
stole
my
heart,
but
I'll
let
you
keep
it.
【浪漫】

11.
Love
is
in
the
air,
and
it
smells
like
your
armpits.
【逗趣】

1
2.
You're
my
missing
puzzle
piece,
and
I'm
glad
we
fit.
【感恩】

1
3.
You
make
my
heart
do
a
happy
dance,
even
when
we're
just
sitting
on
the
couch.
【欢乐】

1
4.
You're
my
lobster,
and
I
don't
say
that
to
just
anyone.
【节目】

1
5.
You're
my
favorite
human,
even
though
you
eat
my
food
and
leave
the
toilet
seat
up.
【幽默】

1
6.
I
love
you
more
than
wine,
and
that's
a
pretty
big
deal.
【快乐】

1
7.
You're
the
best
thing
that
ever
happened
to
me,
besides
getting
a
free
dessert.
【愉快】

1
8.
You
complete
me,
even
though
you
crush
my
dreams
of
becoming
a
superhero.
【幽默】

1
9.
You're
the
reason
why
happy
endings
exist,
even
in
real
life.
【激情】

20.
You're
my
happily
ever
after,
even
if
you
make
me
watch
chick
flicks.
【浪漫】

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