1.
"Love
may
have
failed
me,
but
at
least
I
still
have
my
sense
of
humor. "
【笑】

2.
"If
love
is
a
battlefield,
then
I
must
have
been
the
only
soldier
without
a
weapon. "
【无力】

3.
"Breaking
up
is
like
a
math
problem:
you
know
the
answer,
but
you're
still
not
sure
how
you
got
there. "
【算】

4.
"I
may
have
lost
love,
but
I
gained
the
ability
to
eat
an
entire
pizza
by
myself
without
shame. "
【披萨】

5.
"Love
is
like
a
rollercoaster:
it's
all
downhill
from
the
top. "
【过山车】

6.
"The
only
thing
worse
than
a
breakup
is
having
to
return
all
their
stuff. "
【回收】

7.
"Love
may
be
blind,
but
I'm
pretty
sure
it
never
even
had
glasses
on. "
【瞎】

8.
"I
thought
love
was
a
fairytale,
but
it
turns
out
I
just
suck
at
choosing
movies. "
【电影】

9.
"When
it
comes
to
love,
I'm
like
a
bad
GPS
-
always
leading
myself
down
the
wrong
path. "
【GPS】

10.
"Love
is
like
a
dance,
but
I
always
end
up
stepping
on
my
own
feet. "
【跳舞】

11.
"I
may
have
lost
love,
but
I
gained
the
ability
to
binge-watch
an
entire
season
in
one
night. "
【剧迷】

1
2.
"Breaking
up
is
like
a
game
of
Jenga,
one
wrong
move
and
everything
comes
crashing
down. "
【Jenga】

1
3.
"I
thought
I
found
Mr.
Right,
but
it
turns
out
he
was
just
Mr.
Right
Now. "
【先生】

1
4.
"If
love
is
a
battlefield,
then
I
must
have
been
the
only
soldier
without
a
map. "
【地图】

1
5.
"I
thought
love
was
a
game,
but
it
turns
out
I
was
playing
chess
while
they
were
playing
checkers. "
【棋】

1
6.
"I
may
have
lost
love,
but
at
least
I
gained
a
great
excuse
to
eat
ice
cream
for
breakfast. "
【冰激凌】

1
7.
"They
say
love
is
a
two-way
street,
but
I
must
have
taken
a
wrong
turn
somewhere. "
【街道】

1
8.
"Love
is
like
an
onion,
it
makes
you
cry
and
stinks
up
your
whole
apartment. "
【洋葱】

1
9.
"I
thought
love
was
a
marathon,
but
it
turns
out
I
was
on
a
treadmill
going
nowhere
fast. "
【马拉松】

20.
"If
love
is
a
game,
then
I
must
have
been
lost
in
the
tutorial. "
【游戏】

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