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国外讽刺爱情的句子

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国外讽刺爱情的句子
1.
Love
is
the
answer,
but
while
you
are
waiting
for
the
answer,
sex
raises
some
pretty
interesting
questions.
【George
Carlin】

2.
Marriage
is
a
wonderful
institution,
but
who
wants
to
live
in
an
institution?
【Groucho
Marx】

3.
Love
is
like
a
fart,
if
you
have
to
force
it,
it's
probably
crap.
【Unknown】

4.
The
difference
between
sex
and
love
is
that
sex
relieves
tension
and
love
causes
it.
【Woody
Allen】

5.
Love
is
an
ocean
of
emotions
entirely
surrounded
by
expenses.
【Thomas
Dewar】

6.
Women
need
a
reason
to
have
sex.
Men
just
need
a
place.
【Billy
Crystal】

7.
I’m
not
great
at
the
advice.
Can
I
interest
you
in
a
sarcastic
comment?
【Chandler
Bing,
Friends】

8.
Love
is
an
untamed
force.
When
we
try
to
control
it,
it
destroys
us.
When
we
try
to
imprison
it,
it
enslaves
us.
When
we
try
to
understand
it,
it
leaves
us
feeling
lost
and
confused.
【Paulo
Coelho】

9.
I
was
nauseous
and
tingly
all
over.
I
was
either
in
love
or
I
had
smallpox.
【Woody
Allen】

10.
Love
is
the
triumph
of
imagination
over
intelligence.
【H. L.
Mencken】

11.
What
is
love?
It’s
when
you
give
a
piece
of
yourself
to
someone
and
their
happiness
becomes
your
happiness.
And
if
they
ever
feel
pain,
you
feel
it
too.
【Unknown】

1
2.
The
best
thing
to
hold
onto
in
life
is
each
other.
【Audrey
Hepburn】

1
3.
Love
is
not
a
feeling
of
happiness.
Love
is
a
willingness
to
sacrifice.
【Michael
Novak】

1
4.
I
want
a
man
who’s
kind
and
understanding.
Is
that
too
much
to
ask
of
a
millionaire?
【Zsa
Zsa
Gabor】

1
5.
Love
is
the
only
game
that
is
not
called
on
account
of
darkness.
【Unknown】

1
6.
You
can’t
blame
gravity
for
falling
in
love.
【Albert
Einstein】

1
7.
There
is
no
greater
agony
than
bearing
an
untold
story
inside
you.
【Maya
Angelou】

1
8.
Love
is
like
a
virus.
It
can
happen
to
anybody
at
any
time.
【Maya
Angelou】

1
9.
Love
is
just
a
word
until
someone
comes
along
and
gives
it
meaning.
【Unknown】

20.
Why
do
they
call
it
falling
in
love?
It
feels
like
you’re
jumping
off
a
cliff.
【Unknown】

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