1.
Baby:
"I
wasn't
sleeping,
I
was
just
resting
my
eyes!"
【眯着眼睛看手机】

2.
Wake
me
up
in
5
minutes. . .
or
maybe
5
hours. . .
【5分钟后再来叫一下我好不好？】

3.
Mom:
"Are
you
asleep?"
Baby:
"Why
yes,
I
am. . .
until
you
tried
to
put
me
down. "
【妈妈:“你睡了吗？“
宝宝:
”是的，可一放下我就醒了。 “】

4.
Baby:
"I
don't
always
sleep
through
the
night,
but
when
I
do,
I
still
wake
up
at
5am. "
【宝宝:
”我不总是一整晚都睡，但我一早上5点就醒了。 “】

5.
"Why
yes,
I
do
need
a
2-hour
nap
after
my
10-minute
car
ride. "
【我确实需要在10分钟车程后小憩两小时。 】

6.
"I
was
having
the
most
amazing
dream
about
milk
and
then
I
woke
up
to
this
reality. "
【我刚梦见喝到了最棒的牛奶，现在醒来才发现真实的现实。 】

7.
"I
don't
always
fall
asleep
in
my
high
chair,
but
when
I
do,
I
always
look
adorable. "
【虽然我不总是在餐椅里睡着，但当我睡着的时候总是很可爱。 】

8.
"Not
sure
if
I'm
dreaming
or
just
really
comfy
in
this
onesie. "
【不确定我是在做梦还是只是在这个连体衣里睡得很舒服。 】

9.
"I
don't
need
a
bed,
I
can
sleep
in
the
most
random
places. "
【我不需要床，我可以在最随意的地方睡觉。 】

10.
"I'm
not
fussing,
I'm
just
practicing
my
opera
skills
in
my
sleep. "
【我并不是在闹，我只是在睡觉的时候练习歌剧技巧。 】

11.
"Why
yes,
I
did
just
fall
asleep
while
eating
my
carrot
stick.
Don't
judge. "
【是的，我刚刚在吃胡萝卜条时睡着了，请不要评判。 】

1
2.
"I
may
be
small,
but
I
can
sure
take
up
a
lot
of
room
on
the
bed. "
【我也许很小，但我能把床上的空间挤满。 】

1
3.
"Just
because
I'm
sleeping
doesn't
mean
I
can't
still
make
a
mess. "
【我睡觉并不代表我就不能搞砸一切。 】

1
4.
"Napping
is
my
cardio. "
【小睡是我的有氧运动。 】

1
5.
"I
wish
they
made
adult-sized
onesies
so
I
could
sleep
as
comfortably
as
I
do
now. "
【我希望它们做成成人大小的连体衣，这样我就能像现在这样舒适地睡觉。 】

1
6.
"Just
trying
to
catch
some
Z's
before
the
next
round
of
'Peekaboo'. "
【在下一轮“捉迷藏”开始之前，努力补觉。 】

1
7.
"I'm
not
just
sleeping,
I'm
been
practicing
my
downward
dog
pose
like
a
pro. "
【我不仅仅在睡觉，我还像专业人士一样练习着我的犬式下蹲。 】

1
8.
"If
only
I
could
sleep
as
soundly
as
I
do
in
the
car
seat
when
we're
driving. "
【如果只有我可以和坐在汽车座椅上那样安心地睡觉就好了。 】

1
9.
"I
don't
need
a
bedtime
story,
just
tuck
me
in
and
let
me
sleep. "
【我不需要睡前故事，只要把我包起来让我睡觉就可以了。 】

20.
"Sleeping
babies
are
like
little
angels
sent
from
above. . .
until
they
wake
up. "
【睡觉的宝宝就像天上派来的小天使. . .
直到他们醒来。 】

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