1.
I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy
for
something
better.
【笑】

2.
Life
is
too
short
to
waste
on
being
sad,
let's
just
laugh
it
all
off.
【开心】

3.
I
don't
always
have
a
witty
comeback,
but
when
I
do,
I
think
of
it
three
days
later.
【苦笑】

4.
Some
days
I
feel
like
I
have
it
all
together,
other
days
I
just
hope
my
shoes
match.
【想哭】

5.
My
sense
of
humor
is
the
only
defense
mechanism
I
have
against
the
world.
【自嘲】

6.
I
may
not
have
it
all
figured
out,
but
I
have
accepted
that
life
is
just
a
big
joke.
【无奈】

7.
I've
come
to
realize
that
sarcasm
is
my
way
of
showing
love.
【感慨】

8.
Some
people
say
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
but
I
think
it's
actually
wine.
【开个玩笑】

9.
Life
is
too
short
to
be
serious
all
the
time,
let's
laugh
until
we
cry.
【不厌其烦】

10.
I
don't
need
a
therapist,
I
have
a
sense
of
humor.
【自信】

11.
Sometimes
the
only
way
to
survive
is
to
find
the
funny
in
the
tragic.
【铿锵有力】

1
2.
I'm
not
great
at
math,
but
I
do
know
that
laughter
is
the
common
denominator
of
happiness.
【想笑】

1
3.
Nothing
is
impossible,
except
for
maybe
trying
to
make
sense
of
my
sense
of
humor.
【纠结】

1
4.
Laughing
through
the
hard
times
doesn't
mean
you're
not
taking
them
seriously.
【深情】

1
5.
I've
realized
that
pessimism
is
just
realism
with
a
good
sense
of
humor.
【厚颜无耻】

1
6.
Life
is
like
a
joke,
it's
all
about
the
delivery.
【没事找事】

1
7.
I
don't
always
have
a
positive
attitude,
but
I
do
have
a
pretty
good
knock-knock
joke.
【机智】

1
8.
Laughing
at
yourself
is
a
sign
of
self-acceptance,
not
self-deprecation.
【成熟】

1
9.
Humor
is
the
universal
language
that
transcends
sorrow.
【深沉】

20.
At
the
end
of
the
day,
all
we
really
have
is
the
ability
to
laugh
at
ourselves.
【洒脱】

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