1.
"My
car
was
making
a
weird
noise,
but
the
mechanic
just
told
me
to
turn
the
radio
up
louder. "
【LOL】

2.
"I
took
my
car
to
the
mechanic,
and
he
said
it
just
needed
a
little
bit
of
TLC
(tender
loving
care). . .
and
a
new
engine. "
【OUCH】

3.
"I
thought
my
car
was
feeling
a
little
bit
under
the
weather,
but
it
turns
out
it
just
needed
a
checkup
and
a
tune-up. "
【PHEW】

4.
"My
mechanic
told
me
that
my
car
needed
a
little
bit
of
makeup
to
cover
up
its
paint
scratches. . .
I
just
told
him
to
make
it
smoky
eye. "
【WINK】

5.
"When
I
took
my
car
to
the
mechanic,
he
said
it
was
time
for
a
therapy
session. . .
apparently,
my
car
has
some
serious
emotional
issues. "
【HAHA】

6.
"My
car
was
acting
like
a
total
drama
queen,
but
the
mechanic
just
told
it
to
calm
down
and
stop
being
so
high-maintenance. "
【SLAY】

7.
"I
asked
the
mechanic
what
was
wrong
with
my
car,
and
he
said
it
was
suffering
from
a
severe
case
of
FOMO
(fear
of
missing
oil). "
【ROTFL】

8.
"My
mechanic
told
me
that
my
car
needed
to
do
some
yoga
to
stretch
out
its
engine. . .
I
just
hope
it
doesn't
start
doing
downward
dog
in
the
middle
of
traffic. "
【OMG】

9.
"When
my
car
needed
a
repair,
I
figured
it
was
time
to
show
it
some
love. . .
so
I
bought
it
a
new
air
freshener. "
【AWE】

10.
"I
took
my
car
to
the
mechanic,
and
he
told
me
it
needed
some
new
shoes. . .
I
asked
him
if
Jimmy
Choo
made
tires. "
【WINK】

11.
"My
car
was
feeling
a
little
bit
sluggish,
so
I
took
it
to
the
mechanic
for
a
caffeine
IV. . .
turns
out,
all
it
needed
was
an
oil
change. "
【LOL】

1
2.
"I
asked
the
mechanic
how
long
it
would
take
to
fix
my
car,
and
he
said
it
would
take
about
two
episodes
of
Friends. . .
I
just
hope
he
doesn't
make
me
watch
season

7. "
【UGH】

1
3.
"My
car
was
in
desperate
need
of
a
spa
day,
so
I
took
it
to
the
mechanic
for
a
detailing. . .
I
thought
it
would
come
back
with
a
massage,
but
all
it
got
was
a
wax. "
【SADFACE】

1
4.
"When
I
took
my
car
to
the
mechanic,
he
said
it
was
suffering
from
a
severe
case
of
laziness. . .
I
just
told
him
to
give
it
a
Red
Bull. "
【YEAH】

1
5.
"I
asked
the
mechanic
if
he
could
fix
my
car's
air
conditioning,
and
he
told
me
to
just
roll
down
the
windows
and
feel
the
breeze. . .
I
payed
him
in
Monopoly
money. "
【LOLZ】

1
6.
"My
car
was
acting
like
it
was
on
its
last
legs,
but
the
mechanic
just
told
it
to
dust
off
its
shoulders
and
keep
on
truckin'. "【FIERCE】

1
7.
"I
took
my
car
to
the
mechanic,
and
he
said
it
needed
some
new
accessories. . .
I
just
told
him
to
give
it
some
bling. "
【SHINY】

1
8.
"When
I
asked
the
mechanic
what
was
wrong
with
my
car,
he
said
it
needed
a
little
bit
of
R&R
(repair
and
rejuvenation). . .
I
just
told
him
to
make
it
a
double. "
【CHEERS】

1
9.
"My
car
was
feeling
a
little
bit
insecure,
so
I
took
it
to
the
mechanic
for
a
compliment. . .
he
just
told
it
that
it
had
a
nice
axle. "
【CRICKETS】

20.
"I
asked
the
mechanic
if
he
could
fix
my
car's
dent,
and
he
said
he
could. . .
but
it
would
cost
me
an
arm
and
a
leg. . .
I
just
told
him
to
take
my
spleen
instead. "
【OUCH
(AGAIN)】

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